Simulation
Run a small bakery through one night. Short shifts, warm art, no energy bar.
★★★★☆ 4.0
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Simulation · 4.0★
144games tested
69articles written
2years running
0paid placements
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We finish what we start
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Battery and size
How much space it takes and how quickly it drains a phone — both are in the review.
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We count how often ads interrupt play and what the paid version actually removes.
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Casual
A slow gardening game with real waiting. Fine in short visits, tedious in long ones.
★★★★☆ 3.5
Strategy
Draw delivery lines across a growing town. Quiet, clever and unforgiving later on.
★★★★☆ 4.0
Adventure
A gentle point-and-click adventure set over one summer in a harbour town.
★★★★★ 4.6
Editor’s pick
Puzzle
Tile Harbour
★★★★★ 4.5
Tile Harbour is the rare match puzzle that does not push you towards a purchase every second screen. Levels are short, the difficulty curve is gentle for the first fifty stages and then turns properly demanding.
- Works fully offline
- No timers between levels
- One-off purchase removes ads
- About 180 MB installed
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What readers say
«Run a small bakery through one night. Short shifts, warm art, no energy bar.»
Pavel · Big Bass Splash
«A calm match puzzle with a harbour to rebuild between levels.»
Tomas · Tile Harbour
«A slow gardening game with real waiting. Fine in short visits, tedious in long ones.»
Nora · Garden Floor
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Do you accept payment for reviews?
No. We buy every game and every in-app purchase we write about, and we do not run sponsored posts.
Do you review paid games?
Yes, and we prefer them. A game you pay for once usually treats your attention better than a free one.
Why are there no scores out of ten?
A number without an explanation tells you nothing. We give a short verdict instead, and say who the game is for.
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